I'm a Back Door Man

Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:25:28 GMT

So...My World of Warcraft account has been suspended...again. And yes, I'm bored out of my mind with real life >.>

Someone PLEASE tell me how this is REPORTABLE?

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:02:49 GMT

This is so gay, I WAS OBVIOUSLY SARCASTICIZING MYSELF. And what in that sentence "innapropriately refers to the human anatomy?"

Wed, 16 Aug 2006 15:46:34 GMT

I hate hate HATE this icon

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:35:28 GMT

Who the fuck is that? I see tons of faggots with this icon and I don't get it. Is this guy supposed to look all "come hither" and sexual?

lol o noes I got in trouble playing world of warcraft

Sat, 29 Jul 2006 07:24:00 GMT

I'm sorry but if you call me a honkey and ask to "fight me" while trying to call me the racist, I'm gonna call you a nigger back

lol i can't believe i am posting a meme

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 23:23:51 GMT

Find your own pose!

Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:56:00 GMT

we had to call the police last night because some huge guy was threatening to gang bang me, whatever that fucking means.

we had to call the police last night because some huge guy was threatening to gang bang me, whatever that fucking means.

we had to call the police last night because some huge guy was threatening to gang bang me, whatever that fucking means.

we had to call the police last night because some huge guy was threatening to gang bang me, whatever that fucking means.

NEW CATCHPHRASE!

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:11:57 GMT

hay guys

World of Warcraft is srs bsns

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:53:25 GMT

Harlequin

Fri, 30 Jun 2006 22:58:41 GMT

lul fuck elgay cuts

Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:18:31 GMT

Is it just me or does anybody else here think that ziploc bags work through witchcraft

Also:

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 03:04:16 GMT

My addiction to buying records is getting worse. I picked up 4 more albums today, and am watching 2 different lots of record sin my ebay, lol.

AT LEAST ITS NOT CRACKCOCAINE

Anybody else listen/collect records y/n?

I have decided to make a will

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 02:55:51 GMT

Upon horrify's request for my Doors album collection when I die, I have decided to make a will.

All my stuff is up for grabs, reply telling me what you want.

Oh and keithus gets all my panties

OMG

Fri, 23 Jun 2006 05:19:13 GMT

I won a bid for all of The Doors' albums, a live album, greatest hits, and Jim Morrison's spoken album. Hot shit. I already have some of their CD's, but vinyl is so much better to disco to.

60 DOLLARS, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT. ONE OF THOSE RECORDS ALONE GOES FOR AS MUCH AS 20 BUCKS!

"i wanna let you ride but the rubber might slide"

Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:06:54 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=tip+drill&v=6aQ4PTO52hY

Best YTMND EVAR

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 15:47:54 GMT

http://believepoland.ytmnsfw.com/

I cannot leave the house without watching this. It is like a drug.

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:43:02 GMT

HEY, Carson Daly,

u r a fagt, go dye plz

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 02:39:24 GMT

hay who wants 2 b cybering wit me now plz hit me up

i have a booti lyke j.lo u no

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 19:58:30 GMT

LOL CLICK ME

Snakes

Sun, 11 Jun 2006 19:23:18 GMT

I made a batch of rice krispies treats last night around midnight, and by now (3:15) I have managed to eat the entirety of them except for what little is left:

Elizabeth is coming over and we're gonna go to Lane Bryant (LOL) because they have a buy two get two free bra sale. Oh my.

LULZ

Thu, 08 Jun 2006 06:49:53 GMT

Did anybody watch "To Catch a Predator" with Chris Hansen on NBC?

OMG SO GOOD.

My favorite was this guy:

"While this story is upsetting, the story of this next man who online calls himself “crazitrini85” is downright bizarre.

In his chat, he wants to watch our decoy, who said she was 14, perform a sex act on a cat. They discuss it further on the phone and the decoy tells him she’ll try it if he’s willing to strip off all his clothes and walk into her house naked. Remember, police tell us if an individual goes along with something like that it helps prove intent.

Marvin Lakhan: Where are you?

Decoy: Wait, just take a seat. Have a cookie, I made them because they’ll go with the cool-whip. It was kind of a little surprise.

Hansen: You wanna explain yourself, grab that towel right there please. Wrap it around yourself. And please sit in that stool. What are you doing?

Lakhan: Making a mistake.

Hansen: Making a mistake? I mean I can only imagine what would’ve been going on in this house had I not been here. Am I wrong to think that?

Lakhan: No. You’re not.

Hansen: So what’s going to be happening if I’m not here? You’re naked. There’s a 14-year-old girl. You’re chasing a cat around. You’ve got Cool Whip and you want this girl to do some sex act with the cat and then you’ll have sex with her. Is that accurate?

Lakhan: Yes. "

http://www.perverted-justice.com/ if you go there you can read the actual transcipts.

And yes, all I have done tonight is sit here and read the chat logs lolol

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 02:24:04 GMT

I really don't get the hype about buttsex. Someone fill me in as to just what is so erotic about it, plz?

Sat, 03 Jun 2006 00:03:00 GMT

I got a sweet new cutting table that is tre' metal for my new sewing machine

!!!1111oneoneone!

Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:58:00 GMT

I just got a new sewing machine. IT'S A VIKING HUSQVARNA!!!!

It is more metal than your mom.

Thu, 25 May 2006 21:52:30 GMT

whenever I drive through Atlanta on I85 I like to play "let's see if I get killed while driving 90 with my foot sticking out of the window while listening to faith no more at an obscene decibal level"

You know how people always talk about the yahoos that go 90 MPH on the interstate in the big city? Yeah, well that's me.